Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Princesses don't give blow jobs
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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