wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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