Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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