is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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