Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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