They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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