Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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