i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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