he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
