what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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