It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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