It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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