Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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