I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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