you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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