small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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