a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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