It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
