HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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