so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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