He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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