Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't deserve a penis
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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