Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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