I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
