I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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