Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize