I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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