there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Found your dick twin last night
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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