Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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