she looked like the bat from fern gully.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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