I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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