My friends, they love my intelligence
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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