So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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