I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I could make wine with my vomit
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Everything about him screamed your future.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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