woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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