so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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