We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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