i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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