I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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