Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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