She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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