North Korea, Best Korea!
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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