Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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