Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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