wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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