FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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