I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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