Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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