my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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