god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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