I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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