So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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