And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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