week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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