How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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