If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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