biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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