Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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